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U.S. Farm Success and World Demand.

Food Poverty

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Bio fuel bread.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Worlds Apart.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

How Kale Took Over the World

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."