Dietary Awareness Program Prints

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

GMOs

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Is this house gluten-free?"

Apple Tree Dispenser

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

Healthy Eating Fast

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'