Dietary Awareness Program T-Shirts

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

GMOs

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Apple Tree Dispenser

"Is this house gluten-free?"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Healthy Eating Fast

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'