Nutrition Enthusiast Mugs

New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Obesity in America.

'You know, we really should be taking vitamin supplements.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'

"I think you need more calcium in your diet!"

Food Pyramid.

'It won't work, Rodney. I'm low-carb and high-fat...you're low-fat and high carb.'

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

Doctor meets the Spratts

"Of course she looks great. Ever check out the preservatives on her ingredients list?"

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product of the person who eats it?"

What was good for you is bad for you.

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

You are what you eat.

'You're problem is you don't think big enough.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Michelle Obama fights obesity.

"It's a survival mechanism. Notice how I exaggerated the fat grams."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Don't ever go there during cold season - She'll make you take castor oil."

"Do you believe fish is brain food?"

"Telling me how nutritious it is doesn't make it taste any better."

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."