Dietary Awareness Advocate Pillows

"It gets worse: 'Contains partially hydrogenated oils.'"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Bubbling

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'