Food Awareness Advocates Pillows

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"No idea if it's gluten free, Hansel. Can't you just eat the stupid thing?"

"Butcher!"

"Have a banana."

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'