Food Awareness Advocates Pillows

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Butcher!"

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

"Have a banana."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'