Food Literacy Advocates Pillows

"... stearic acid, amylase, sodium stearoyl lactylate and — hold on. What in the world is C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'What does it say, Dad?'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Bio fuel bread.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Spell-Check Bee

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

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Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

U.S. Bread Basket.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'Chicken lay eggs, right? Well, does cows lay steaks?'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."