Food Literacy Advocates Mugs

"... stearic acid, amylase, sodium stearoyl lactylate and — hold on. What in the world is C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Bio fuel bread.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Spell-Check Bee

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

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"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

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Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

U.S. Bread Basket.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'Chicken lay eggs, right? Well, does cows lay steaks?'

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

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