Food Educator Pillows

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Come dine with me!

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

WHO checklist

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Cooking with Pierre

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."