Dietary Awareness Advocate Gifts

"It gets worse: 'Contains partially hydrogenated oils.'"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Bubbling

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"