Diet Advocate Gifts

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"You won’t need refills."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.