Diet Advocate Pillows

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You won’t need refills."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'