Diet Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

Cookbooks, diet books, eating disorders

Women you changed the world while losing weight.

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

'How is the new diet going?'

You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Fat man on scales.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'