Diet Enthusiasts Prints

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

Cookbooks, diet books, eating disorders

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

Women you changed the world while losing weight.

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

'How is the new diet going?'

You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

All Natural Nothing

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Fat man on scales.