Diet Enthusiast Prints

'50% off to all vegans.'

"Try to get more exercise."

'It's partly glandular and partly 8,500 calories per day.'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

I think our son needs more exercise and less worms...

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

'I had the same thing for lunch.'

Health Shops

'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'

'Have you tried the new diet? You can eat as much as you like as long as you don't swallow!'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Larry didn't go anywhere without his Gut-O-Traveller.

'Haven't you noticed, John, we appear to be growing apart.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'Can you spare a cup of non-fat milk,some no-calorie sweeteners, a cup of cottage cheese, a container of low-fat yogurt...'

'That does it Harold, you're going on a diet!'

"How is the detox going?"

'True, but on the other hand, it is sugar-free.'

'Seriously aren't you fat enough already?'

'I'll have the 800 calorie light lunch special ... four orders.'

Scale, Don't blame the messenger.

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

'you know a black dress would have been more slimming' - the first straw.

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'I really am losing weight on the chinese diet...I use only one chopstick.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Easter chocolate

'All I can suggest is for you to start a diet immediately.'

'My husband gained the ten pounds I lost on my new diet.'

Obesity

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'I'm down another twenty pounds!'

'This is Jack, my diet motivator. If I'm hungry, I just have to watch him eating - and BOOM! there goes my appetite!'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'