Diabetes Awareness Gifts

Your reaction to all the dramatic holiday sale price drops. Your reaction after the sales rush and your blood sugar dramatically drops.

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'Would you believe, my blood sugar just tanked?'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

"Is this a trick question?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'