Disability Awareness Gifts

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'How do you know I have a learning disability?- Maybe you have a teaching disability!'

'For the last time, our son is not backwards. He's just dyslexic.'

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

Al's Wheelchair Emporium

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Referee School

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Woman in wheelchair sees sign in restaurant: 'Please Seat Yourself.'

Blind man hits amputee

Disabled Entrance.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

Seamans' Hospital

'We are an equal opportunity organization.'

Blind man walking along the top of a fence.

Wheelchair Access/Rapunzel

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

Early phone for the hearing impaired: 'The phone wakes up the dog, he bites me and I answer the damn thing.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'

'You must be living in the fastlane. That's your 4th set of wheels.'

Blind man being led by a bat.

'I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Blind Cyclist

'I always give up my seat for a lady!'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

School For The Death: If you don't have ears, we teach you to use your arms!

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

Handicapped Accessible Litter Box.