Dementia Awareness Gifts

'So how's the memory holding up?'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

The Healthcare System is Demented

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

YOLO vs YODO

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"The cape comes off too."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Medical Cabinet

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"She was a rescue."

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'