Ageing Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"The cape comes off too."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Sewer Rats

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Old Age Depression

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

"Get off the lawn!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Pension Calculation

"But do you feel invisible?"

'He's getting old.'