Aging Awareness Gifts

Old Age Depression

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

Leon? Is that you? Why, I haven't seen you since you were this tall!

'What Burl just said was to sit down 'cause he's not ready to take you to the store yet, Ma!!'

'We're at that age when you feel invisible...'

'He's getting old.'

'Forget the rest, THIS is your future!'

Death taps freezing pensioner on shoulder.

"Ma'am...you're all set."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"The cape comes off too."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"I come from the future."

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

Mirror mirror...

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

A senior moment.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'