Aging Health Awareness Gifts

"The cape comes off too."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Vaccine passport required

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

Valentine's day 2021