Middle Age Awareness Gifts

"Ah! Here it is!"

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'It's my biological clock.'

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

'Ecce homo!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"Give her a few minutes, she just realized she's reached the age when you get excited by things like air fryers."

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

'He's getting old.'

The 'Mystery Pain 'game