Middle Age Reflections Gifts

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Where Are They Now?'

The Final Selfie

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."