Middle Age Reflections Pillows

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

The Final Selfie

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."