Middle Age Health Concerns Gifts

Erectile Dysfunction Unit

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

'It's my biological clock.'

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

'Ecce homo!'

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

"Ah! Here it is!"

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

"You know you're old when none of the pills you're taking are fun!"

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Life Begins at 40