Middle Age Health Concerns Pillows

Erectile Dysfunction Unit

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"The cape comes off too."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Hot flashes

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

'It's my biological clock.'

'Ecce homo!'

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

"Ah! Here it is!"

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

"You know you're old when none of the pills you're taking are fun!"

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

The Sandwich Generation.