Seniors' Health Pillows

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimers Walk!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I don't know who you are!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'