Seniors' Health T-Shirts

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimers Walk!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Distance to avoid contagion

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I don't know who you are!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"The cape comes off too."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

AIDS prevention

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.