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'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"Careful."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"My special power is supervision."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."