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'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Careful."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."