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Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Careful."

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

Toothless Meal

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."