Caring For Elderly Parents Mugs

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Careful."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

Old and young

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"I wonder if she knows my collar's around my a**..."