Elderly Parent Mugs

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Geezer crossing.

Next rest area 8 feet

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'It's ok Joe, forget it!'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

Old lady sitting on a stairlift ascending to the gates of heaven.

"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"

"I think I'm losing my memory."

"I brake for no reason"

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'The problem is he's 98.6...It's his age.'

Beware of buying bargain 'Wrinkle remover kits' from Ebay.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he passed away."

"Yes, I have had problems with bedwetting before...but the previous time I was five!"

Domestic violence against the elderly

Seniors Op-Shop

"How’s your arthritis? All your tools are for opening jars."

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'

'Like to come up and see my pre-war dentures collection?'

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

Next one along in 15 minutes.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

"I'm going to the shops, can I get you anything?"

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...