Senior Wellness T-Shirts

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Unguided imagery

Critisize your weight.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.