Supporting Alzheimer's Awareness Gifts

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

Alzheimer's Disease

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

'He's getting old.'

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Confidence.

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

Corona Crisis Aftershocks

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Whoohoo, you've got the job! Just sign this little contract clause. It says that when you're too old to fit our company's young, healthy and fancy image, you agree to get put down.'

Repercussions of short term memory loss.