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"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"The cape comes off too."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

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Alzheimer's Disease

Old Age Depression

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

'He's getting old.'

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Confidence.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

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