Alzheimer's Awareness Advocate Gifts

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

YOLO vs YODO

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Sewer Rats

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

"Get off the lawn!"

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"But do you feel invisible?"

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt