Alzheimer's Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

YOLO vs YODO

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Sewer Rats

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

"Get off the lawn!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"But do you feel invisible?"

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Whoohoo, you've got the job! Just sign this little contract clause. It says that when you're too old to fit our company's young, healthy and fancy image, you agree to get put down.'

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"