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Repercussions of short term memory loss.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Forget what?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Support the Troops

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

One of the three blind mice

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"But do you feel invisible?"

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Amnesia, you say? Did you borrow money from a friend or relative?''

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'