Amnesia Awareness Advocate Gifts

Repercussions of short term memory loss.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Forget what?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Support the Troops

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

I think I'm almost cured, doctor! Let's not rush into anything, Al. That Lexus I have my eye on isn't going to pay for itself.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

One of the three blind mice

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'Amnesia, you say? Did you borrow money from a friend or relative?''

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'