Dementia Advocate Gifts

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'Forget what?'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"Someone to see you!"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Support the Troops

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Snow Blind

Vitruvian Man

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Prosthetic snake.

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

Skiing in a wheelchair

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'