Dementia Advocate Gifts

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'Forget what?'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Someone to see you!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Support the Troops

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Snow Blind

Prosthetic snake.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Vitruvian Man

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Angry pensioner

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Skiing in a wheelchair

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.