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'Right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"The cape comes off too."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Ageism at work'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"Get off the lawn!"

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Old Age Depression

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'He's getting old.'

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'