Aging Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

'Right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Ageism at work'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"Get off the lawn!"

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'He's getting old.'

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."