Alzheimer's Awareness Day Gifts

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimers Walk!"

National Everything Awareness Day

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"The cape comes off too."

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Vitruvian Man

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

Snow Blind

Guide Dogs

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

The seeing-eye cat.

"My butt is loose!"

Running in please pass

Blind Cyclist

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Alzheimer's Disease

Disabilities and Health & Safety

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

Asparagus Syndrome.

Old Age Depression

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Disabled Entrance.