Obesity Awareness Gifts

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Earth and the Coronavirus

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

Female chemotherapy warrior.

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Zika global alert

"Do you cover hypochondria?"