Obesity Awareness Gifts

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Earth and the Coronavirus

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Zika global alert

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'