Weight Awareness Gifts

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

AIDS prevention

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Vaccine passport required

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Valentine's day 2021

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."