Weight Awareness T-Shirts

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'He's been practising responsible drinking all day.'

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