Debt Awareness Gifts

'The average college graduate has $29,400 in student debt. How come you have $37,000?'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Gullib-Os

CATCHY NAME

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Food Pyramid.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

'Nine years of college for this?'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"Is this a trick question?"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"That's the parents' section."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

'Any chance of a bailout?'

Managerial positions are appreciated.