Credit Card Awareness Gifts

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Gullib-Os

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

CATCHY NAME

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'