Credit Cards Gifts

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Do you take MasterCard?"

Secret Identity Theft.

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

We know everything you buy, where you buy it, and how often you buy it. We canceled your credit card because, frankly, you bore us.

'Well, I never go anywhere, American Express -- How does that grab you?'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"It makes me sick when people say that bankers are only interested in money, that we're superficial... Well, this is a gold card, you don't think they give them to superficial people do you?"

'Credit card customer of the month'

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

Bank Card. Service Desk. Actually, sir, the "gold" card refers to the interest rate, not the credit limit.

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Financial landscape.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'