Credit Card Use Gifts

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Financial landscape.

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Buy now... pay later

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Hunting and gathering is so tiring! Let's invent credit cards so we can just charge people interest!'

'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Have Your Cards Read Here

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."